Friday, June 10, 2011

life is short, watch out for bears

life is fucked...

A bizarre auto accident involving two vehicles and a bear has left two people and the bear dead, Canadian authorities said.
Police in Quebec said a 300-pound male black bear wandered onto a road and was struck by an eastbound Pontiac Sunfire. The impact sent the animal hurtling through the air, where it smashed the windshield of a westbound Nissan Pathfinder sport utility vehicle and went out through the back window, regional police spokesman Officer Martin Fournel said.
"It was a 300-pound bullet," he said

this dude was probably standing in line at starbucks (or tim hortons) earlier in the morning, thinking about his job, how his wife was yellin at him the night before, the next mortgage payment, his kid's report card and then all of the sudden a bear falls from the fuck'n sky and shreds him like a cannonball.

it's a good thing we don't know how we're going to die, it'd probably just make people more vain than they already are. anyway, life is short - get out there and do something fun. rack up a few good stories and get a scar or two before some projectile bear snuffs you out...

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