Friday, August 12, 2011

Send Your Prayers

...to the Chineasy. His eating habits have become out of control and he's stacking up the pounds at an unquivocal rate. This can only lead to heart disease and depression, his addiction is tearing us all apart. He'd shoot his own mother for just one more Twinkie. Please keep him in you hearts and prayers...

1 comment:

  1. It's been getting pretty bad too - I hear he's been freebasing Sweet-N-Low in the mornings just to get out of bed. Such a waste...

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