We need your help

This is a sad day but I'm afraid that we must ask for your help. The Chineasy's addiction to all things sweet is on a downward spiral and the only answer is to send him to Jenny Craigs camp for the morbidly obese in Ludlow, Vt. As a small collective we can only generate so much so we ask that you extend your prayers, and wallets, to help save this young lad from a short lifetime drowning in twinkies and ho ho's. God bless every single one of you.